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The Overseer. ([personal profile] omnivoracious) wrote in [community profile] ayto2022-03-06 10:56 pm
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Week 1 Mingle;

❤ Week 1 Mingle

Welcome to a new week, lovebirds! Monday dawns gray and misty, and it's actually not long before a thunderstorm rolls in! You can, of course, kiss dramatically in the yard in the rain and risk getting struck by lightning-- or you can stay inside, cuddle in the conversation pit, USE THE GODDAMN BOOM BOOM ROOM or do anything else until the storm blows over by the evening! Don't worry, the rest of the week will be bright and sunny and beautiful!

There's also a new section of the house, weirdly enough! There's a bright turquoise door located near the bedroom and opening it leads to... a massive indoor pool. The water is a pleasant temperature, there's a hot tub, there's an assortment of flotation devices for those of you who might have trouble swimming (tubes, life vests, boogie boards, pool noodles that can also be used to wage Deadly Combat if you are Sara and Kasque or Jeritza or anyone else ready for Violence). And if you somehow didn't pack a swimsuit because why on earth would your canon let you have one--

Worry not!! There's a rack of swimsuits in every size you lot could need! The catch (or not): they're all sexy. Like. Barely there sexy. Impossibly adhering to you sexy. Shoelaces would maybe cover more sexy. Absolutely great to play Chicken Fight in sexy. You get the idea.

Anything having to do with being able to write is still also Not Present.

Enjoy!!!
dankgod: (27_073)

[personal profile] dankgod 2022-03-12 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
At this point there's not much left to take off. I guess I could always just go skinny-dipping in the pool and see what happens.
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[personal profile] kitschief 2022-03-13 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[a little laugh]

It was a joke, anyway. I don't need to be struck by a two-by-four to understand the heavy-handed hints we've been given this week.
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[personal profile] dankgod 2022-03-13 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That puts you above a lot of the people here. You could make the two-by-four out of solid rock and it still wouldn't penetrate with some of them.
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[personal profile] kitschief 2022-03-13 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose not everyone can be quite as adept at reading context clues.

. . . and certain others may find such willful ignorance to be a charm point.
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[personal profile] dankgod 2022-03-13 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess some people might, but it's kind of exhausting.
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[personal profile] kitschief 2022-03-13 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't help but agree. But perhaps I just no longer have the patience for such unintentionally coy behavior.
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[personal profile] dankgod 2022-03-13 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you'd have to be a seriously patient person to be paired up with like... Cassius or whoever.